-----how to make a fat ricer-----
-lower it (this is so you have to slow down to drive over speed bumps side ways)
-put light alum rims on to save 5lbs
-add a 10lbs muffler
-add 250lbs of stero $hit
-put $2500 dollars of ground effects on you lowered ride so you car scrape them off, and ding them up (they add weight and hurt gas milage)
-put on a flat black hood with hood pins (that was a 70mopar thing)
-paint it hot pink, lime green or some other bright color (another mopar thing -high impact-)
-add a powered by Honda-toyota-accord-civic- (no $hit)
-add a k&n air filter sticker
-add seat belt powered by honda sticker
-add 1 scank to the passange seat (must have/still sleept with all your "car" buddys)
-add 1 idiot behind the wheel who can't drive a go cart sized vehicle and hits every thing in sight
-oh i forgot at 4 dvd players, 2 tvs, ps2, x box, 5,000 strobe,neon,black lights (must be at least $15,000 and weigh 50lbs
If you do not follow this formula "your car sucks"
and to top it off, put some crappy music on the radio at over 120 db "what I can't hear you"