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Offline 360 'CUDA

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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2007 - 10:14:16 PM »
It isn't acting! You can clearly see the concern on his face as he looks in the rearview at the poor citizens that got blown up by the evil chopper dudes  :-[

Those folks are just crispy critters now  :aarg:..  I like the end of the scene where Walker and his lady friend get out of the car and walk away like nothing happened.

As if he wouldn't have a basket full of paperwork and twenty court appearences after a chase like that  :grinyes:




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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2007 - 10:31:37 PM »
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...to bad he has never cried.

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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2007 - 04:47:29 PM »
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.   :lol:

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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2007 - 05:58:07 PM »
The only time Chuck Norris gets scared is when he looks in a mirror.
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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2007 - 06:37:27 PM »
The only time Chuck Norris gets scared is when he looks in a mirror.

Me too.   :scared:

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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2007 - 07:11:44 PM »
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.   :lol:

Holy crap.... :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: ROFLMAOPIP!!!!!! :smilielol: :smilielol:
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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2007 - 08:17:57 PM »
Chuck Norris was walking through the jungle and happened upon a village. A baby was crying from a life threatening illness. Chuck reached down and touched the baby on the head instantly curing it. The villagers cheered, and then Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby killing it instantly. The villagers gasped...

Chuck said, "Chuck giveith and Chuck takeith away."

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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2007 - 08:49:34 PM »
If Chuck Norris is looking out the rear view, it's because he doesn't need to know where he's going. He's already been there.  :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:

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Re: Walker Texas Ranger Barracuda
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2007 - 05:21:24 AM »
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."  :smilielol:

By the way, whats the name of that episode? I would really like to see it.
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