Reminds me when I took a youth trip several years ago.
We were driving to Texas, and on the way we entered Mississippi, and the driver says, "We just entered Mississippi."
From the back of the bus we hear, "What state is Mississippi in?"
Every one looks back, and she was sitting there with a serious look on her face.
Then the driver says, "The state of confusion.
Everyone laughed.
Later on in the trip, the group was swimming in a hotel pool. This same girl says, You know you cannot breathe underwater.
To this day, my friends and I still look back on this trip and laugh.