back about 94 or so, i used to go to the street races (back in those days it was real cars).
i was driving my 318 powerd a-100
there is a early 70s vette and a nissan pickup sitting at the line for probably 20 minutes.
well everyone starts to leave, i decide that i will ask if they are going to run before i leave. so i drive alongside the vette and roll down my window to ask if they are going to race.
before i can say one word the dude in the nissan starts running his mouth about my pos dodge and why it shouldnt even be at the races etc.. (remember this dude is driving a late 80s nissan pickup..wtf??)
so a verbal exchange ensues that results in me racing this nissan ... it wasnt even funny at about half track im at least 15 cars ahead of him so i let off ,right at the end he does the required rice burner fly by and rips into this parking lot, where a motorcyle cop is sitting watching the whole thing.
well the dude is watching me while he is pulling this badass manuever and almost hits the cop, while the cop is frantically trying to turn on his lights...
i was laughing so hard i had to just keep on driving and let him deal with the cop...