An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said,
"Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with b00bs like
yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."
