A guy up in Michigan (where else ? 
) shot and killed a neighbors cow.
If anyone does not believe this story I can scan and post the short story out of "Meeeeeeeeeeechigan"
Oh, BTW.....................G O B U C K E Y E S 
O H I O
Bearded Lady Arrested!
In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
http://tjshome.com/dumblaws.php--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friday, May 11, 2007
Does Northern Ohio make people stupid?
What is it about living in Northern Ohio that makes people want to lock children in cages?
A few months ago, Michael and Sharon Gravelle were sentenced to two-year terms for forcing their 11 adopted children to sleep in cages.
http://just-until-sundown.blogspot.com/2007/05/does-northern-ohio-make-people-stupid.html------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ohio
October 18, 2007
'Aggravated stupid'
According to police, an Ohio woman may have dug up her ex-boyfriend's ashes because she wasn't invited to his funeral. (She's pleaded not guilty.)
http://blog.courttv.com/stupid_crimes/ohio/index.html-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dumb how-to
An Ohio man was arrested after explaining to police officers how to grow their own pot (after they noticed a "distinctive plant" in his front yard).
http://blog.courttv.com/stupid_crimes/ohio/index.html--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The residents of a tiny Ohio town called the bomb squad when they started discovering "suspicious packages" littered throughout the town on April 1st. It turns out that the packages were the result of an April Fools prank in which five girls from Ravenna, Ohio (a town of approximately 12,000 residents) placed 17 cardboard replications of the iconic Super Mario Brothers power-up cubes throughout town, according to news stories carried in local papers.
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/04/02/tiny-ohio-town-freaked-out-by-mario-prank/-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Strippers attend golf fundraiser for local Democrats in Ohio
Associated Press
TOLEDO, Ohio - A golf outing for local Democrats left some participants embarrassed after they found out strippers were handing out drinks at the event.
http://blogs.ign.com/coolbmann/2007/07/04/59177/-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BTW....GO LIONS...GO PISTONS....GO WINGS
