Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider

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Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« on: December 24, 2007 - 05:32:44 PM »
What a scare in the house we had. And I really messed up.

3 days ago I bought my brother a trantula spider for Christmas. It came in a box. No food or water. He loves these things, I think they're creepy and my wife freeks over small spiders let alone one that is 4 inches round. Well.......

I call my brother and tell him I bought anothet trantula for him yesterday and ask him if it will be ok in the box till Christmas mid day. He says they eat about once a week but should have some water on a sponge or something. WELL......

I get the idea of getting out our portable bird cage and some wire ties and putting the spider in it so it wasn't in the dark and give it some water. Everything was going ok. I had the cage door open, carefully opened the box with the spider, and dumped the spider in the cage. Seemed ok so far. And never went to the water. WELL.....

He was ok all day in the bird cage and the bars are 7/16 ths apart from each other. I didn't think he would escape. So I watched him here in my office all day and when it got to evening time, I turn out the lights and go to sleep

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Good morning honey...kiss kiss, and I get up and go to my office.   THE FREAKING SPIDER IS GONE!!!!!  Cage is locked and I am going nuts. My brother had also said the trantulas were escape artists. I said to myself last night---ok Hoodiney get out of this.        :bananasmi      He did.     I couldnt tell my wife. Dont even want to think about the spin offs there.  And This was the first time in our marriage I have ever lied to her and said all was well when she asked. But she could tell I was uptight and I said I had a headache.  YEAH RIGHT!.

I couldn't find the spider no where. I was scared if I did find him anyways.  So I called my brother and told him PLEASE PLEASE come over and find and catch this creepy thing. 200 miles round trip. We are going over his house for Christmas tomorrow too.  He came over, and after an hr. found the spider had gotten by the transformer plug ins for my computer. Right beside my feet.  AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


Now the secret got out because I had to tell my wife why my brother  was here. And how I had lied to her and why.  She said  @$#)_$*@)_$(@_)$(@$__$&&%$#$%%#%$#%^@.  Then forgave me. And my brother and his family started laughing at me and they left and made the 100 mile drive back to his house and we will be over there tomorrow. He took the spider with him -THANK GOD. And all is calm, all is bright :bigsmile:

My headache is gone too :roflsmiley:  But what a scare




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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:36:41 PM »
Thats a good one.  Sounds like something I would get myself into..
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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:39:00 PM »
Sing along:-

Silent Night,
You were up tight,
All is right,
Didn't get, a spider bite.

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:39:42 PM »
lying is tough even when you Ummm Have too
 Trantulas are usually pretty calm animals , not that I really want to deal with them , not sure what people see in them as pets , kinda hard to play fetch with them  :clueless:

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:43:25 PM »
Holy Al, I would lose my mind, spiders and reptiles are my weekness. I'd rather share a room with a grizzly.  :22yikes:

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:44:24 PM »
HEY ALAN, Did you try Calling the little fella?     Here spidy spidy spidy....come tu papa...

Have a Very Merry Christmas !

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:44:38 PM »
Trantulas are usually pretty calm animals

They're a lot calmer when there's a cinder block sitting on top of them  :bananasmi.

Glad it worked out for you, Moparal.  I know a woman who used to have a tarantula, a snake and a gila monster.  Could never understand it.  Give me a big, dumb dog any day.


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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:46:40 PM »
I only had one other alternative to this and really didnt want to. But the pet store had one more spider. I was going to tell my wife I had to buy 1 more item for christmas, then buy another identical spider to replace the loose one. Then I could take the spider with me to his house and not tell my wife anything. But I still would have to search for the other spider. My brother said today that eventually the spider would be real hungry and then my birds (cockateils) would come up missing. I freaked then after him saying that.

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:47:29 PM »
you `re a lucky man having a wife like that!  mine would most likely have shot me as soon as I had found the spider, and sell the cuda on ebay first thing tomorrow... :roflsmiley:
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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2007 - 05:57:29 PM »
Alan my wife would of been mad as he!! at me for letting the spider get loose. She hates them and if I would of told her it was loose she would of left and said call me when you find it and I'll come home. Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2007 - 06:42:42 PM »
I would have left the house with the kids.  I can't do spiders.

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2007 - 06:44:52 PM »
Glad to hear it came out alright in the end. 

PS, Dont read this one Carl, oops, too late!   :roflsmiley:

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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2007 - 07:05:14 PM »
They're a lot calmer when there's a cinder block sitting on top of them  :bananasmi.




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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2007 - 07:16:10 PM »
At least it worked out good in the end. Hope your brother got a terrarium with motion detectors on the outside, just in case!
Personally, I'll have to agree with ChallengerHK, spiders usually tend to be rather peaceful when a cinder block sits on top of them.
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Re: Man did I screw up bad!!! Trantula spider
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2007 - 10:32:45 PM »
OMG!!!!! :scared:
That's the funniest and best story I've heard you tell Al!!! I think I would have bought some roach bombs and told my wife we had some "bugs" and left it at that!! Have a great & uneventful Christmas!!!

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