Hey now,
I wear my pants around my waste like you're supposed to. I have no piercings, I start my sentences with capital letters whether writing a business letter or chatting online. I used to yell at my sisters when they would send me messages with phrases like "r u there," or "ok i c..." I'd tell 'em "If you can't type to me like a mature individual don't type to me at all."
And also let's not forget, I own a car from the early 70's. You could say I'm "livin' it up" as best I can.
In fact, just this past weekend I was talking to my wife - when the 'Cuda's all finished (years from now,) I want to take it across country and cruise Route 66.
Jeff