Banned Danica Patrick commercial

[inot2old]

I didn't know where I should put this, so I put it in the joke section, cuz, I thought it was funny.

http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/media/play.asp?isc=superbowl&mediaID=exposure&ci=11526&tab=sb

[422STROKER]

Yup, the Beaver was too much I guess!

Tom

[ChallengerGary]

  Did I ever mention I like Beaver...

[sleepychallenger]

 

[4Cruizn]

WOW!!   

[Topcat]

Sung to the tune by the Rock group Primus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzhL-0_pC3E

Lyrics
Danikaa's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Danika took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Danika loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

[Alaskan_TA]

Danica,
Sweetheart, I miss you. Our future children need you. Please call me when you can? 

Barry

[ViperMan]

That was a mildly dissapointing ad.

I do sorely miss her from the Horespower TV block on weekends...  She is just smokin'...

 

Jeff

[Wang]

Yep. Beaver... that's what it used to be called when women left hair on them.
 
I miss those days. 

[ViperMan]

Hey man I went to PennState University...

I drove down "Beaver Avenue"

I visited friends at "Beaver Hall"

and I even listened to "Beaver 103.2"

I seem to recall I had a bumper sticker on my car that read "I LOVE BEAVER 103.2"

Jeff

[Super Blue 72]

Yep. Beaver... that's what it used to be called when women left hair on them.
 
I miss those days. 

This reminds me of the parody movie "Loaded Weapon", I think with Emilio Estavez (Martin Sheen's son) where Kathy Ireland is doing a Sharon Stone sort of "Basic Instinct" thing in the short white dress and when her legs are about to be spread open a stuffed beaver is sitting in her chair and it says, "GRATUITOUS BEAVER SHOT". 

[MEK-Dangerfield]

Hey man I went to PennState University...

I drove down "Beaver Avenue"

I visited friends at "Beaver Hall"

and I even listened to "Beaver 103.2"

I seem to recall I had a bumper sticker on my car that read "I LOVE BEAVER 103.2"

Jeff

 I grew up in a community called "Beaver Acres". Why the h@ll did I move?      

[Wang]

 I grew up in a community called "Beaver Acres". Why the h@ll did I move?      

In a word...

Gay??


just teasin ya Mike... hope ya know that...

[Scatterbrain]

This reminds me of the parody movie "Loaded Weapon", I think with Emilio Estavez (Martin Sheen's son) where Kathy Ireland is doing a Sharon Stone sort of "Basic Instinct" thing in the short white dress and when her legs are about to be spread open a stuffed beaver is sitting in her chair and it says, "GRATUITOUS BEAVER SHOT". 

Or Naked Gun with Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielson) looking up at Jane (Precilla Presley) who is standing on a ladder above him and says "Nice Beaver", to which she responds "Thanks, I just had it stuffed" and then proceeds to hand him a stuffed and mounted beaver.

[70_challenger]

Topcat:  Thanks for that link - I hadn't seen that Primus video for about 10 years!  I forgot how funny it was.

Those of us here in Detroit get a good laugh anytime we're driving through Troy, MI on I-75 and see this sign:

-Tom