Honeymoon

[67vertman]

A big muscle guy marries a beautiful girl, and after the honeymoon they go home. In the bedroom, the guy takes off his pants and tosses them to her, telling her to put them on. A bit puzzled, she does so, and finds that his pants are too big around the waist and too long and wide in the legs.
"What's this all about?" she asks.
The muscle guy answers arrogantly, "This is just to show you who wears the pants in this house."
"Oh," says the wife, "in that case," and she takes off her panties and tosses them to him, saying "You put those on."
Puzzled himself, the big lug complies, and finds he can't get the panties even up to his knees.
"DAMN, baby," he exclaims, "I can't get into your panties!"
"That's right," she replies, "and you're not going to, until you change your attitude!"

[Moparal]

 

[HemiOrange70]

I made the mistake of feeding my wife the food that diminishes women's sex drive on our honeymoon.....wedding cake

[Black340]

 

[ViperMan]

Once again a Blue Collar joke comes to mind; this one from Bill Engvall:

"When my wife and I got married, I told her I had the solution to having a successful marriage.

'Oh yeah,' she said, 'what's that?'

I said, 'Well baby, I'll handle all the hard decisions, and you handle all the easy ones.'

And to this day, 15 years later, we ain't had a hard decision yet."



I love those guys - they crack me up.

Jeff