An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.
> All of his tests come back with normal results.
> The doctor says, "George, everything looks great.
> How are>>you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
> God?"
> George replies, "God and I are tight.
> He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the
> middle
> of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm
> done, poof! the light goes off."
> "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
> A little later in the day, thedoctor calls George's wife.
> "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you
> because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
> " Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes
> on in
> the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
> "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pissing in the fridge again
