Have a fun trip, but most of all have a safe trip
Hopefully you can fit in a couple of nice side trips while your there.
And as Jeff said,
If you feel home sick, and need someone to make a jerk of them self for your entertainment, just say the word, and I'll do my best
Actually being a jerk comes quite natural, so don't feel your asking too much of me
Seriously, hope you and the wife have a great time