A good sermon

[KellysCuda aircard]

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't Use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No sh!t?"

[ViperMan]

Lol - oh how our religions get so easily distracted...

...like the man who in a dream was visited by Jesus.

Jesus told the man, "You have forgotten how to pray, my child.  You are so easily distracted.  If you can give me one solid, heart-felt prayer, I will leave a million dollars on your nightstand for when you wake up."

"Wow!"  replied the man in his sleep, "Okay, um, Dear Lord, I am so gratious and thankful for everything you've given me in my life.  I thank you for my family, and...  say, will that million be in tens or hundreds?"

Jeff