"Cubes Give You Pubes."
"Drink Till You Die." (Or Drop)
"You're not Drunk If You can Lie Down On the Floor Without Holding On." - Dean Martin
"You Drink Like The Blouse That I Wear!"
"We're Not Here To Make Friends."
"Drink Up, There Are Sober Kids In India."
"My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Dodge? NEVER." - 97 Fox VP