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Offline jeryst

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What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« on: July 25, 2008 - 12:22:09 AM »
Getting bored. Just thought we could have a little fun.

Most of us have gone to look at a car, and wound up just shaking our head.

What would you have liked to say to the seller?

I'll start.

1. No, its not worth as much as the one on the BJ auction last night. That one had floor pans and a trunk.
2. If its worth $200k restored, why dont YOU restore it?
3. A "driver" usually means that it has a drivetrain.
4. Rusted through frame rails need more than just some "TLC".
5. Have you actually looked at this car?
6. What are you smoking?
7. There's "Good" rare, and "Bad" rare. This is "Bad" rare.
8. No, it's NOT worth what the NADA book says it's worth!
9. No, putting a hemi in it won't make it worth $300k!
10. No, this isnt a #1 car. Its not even a #3 car.
11. Six gallons of Bondo and some spray bombs is not a "Restoration".




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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008 - 12:31:17 AM »
 :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:

  Isn't that the truth!!
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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008 - 12:31:59 AM »
12. Just couldn't make up your mind with the color could you? "blue, purple, white, yellow, red, rust....."

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008 - 12:35:41 AM »
13. It's a challenger not a charger!

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008 - 12:39:35 AM »
14. It only looks like it did new, in your mind.  :screwy:

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008 - 07:10:37 AM »
15. Haha! hahahah hehehee hehe!  :crazy:

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008 - 07:18:46 AM »
16. After looking at a dissasembled basket case 318 challenger conv...
Seller: I had a guy offer me $30K last week.
Me: You better find that guys # and give him a call then! He's your buyer!
Cant kill the mean and ugly. Only the good die young...I plan to be here a while!!

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008 - 08:43:12 AM »
16. After looking at a dissasembled basket case 318 challenger conv...
Seller: I had a guy offer me $30K last week.
Me: You better find that guys # and give him a call then! He's your buyer!

Called a "Meeting of Fools". One for offering that much, and the other for not taking it!

Offline Carlwalski

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008 - 02:21:09 PM »


17. :wave:
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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008 - 02:42:53 PM »
18 "Mint" is a flavor of ice cream, not this car.
19. A little dent....? That quarters got 16 hours on it.
20. Just needs a little tuneup, after you get it rebuilt maybe.
21 That suff had to be good, why didn't you share.
22 It needed a "little" work long before you had it.
23 Ya it's matching numbers, other than the cowl, door, trans, motor......

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008 - 02:49:59 PM »
24. Are those "factory" window screen Rocker Panels???
25. So, who painted this? Bob Villa? and he didnt use a roller?

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008 - 04:40:20 PM »
I just remembered... (and have used!)

26. Bluebook is for people in line at the grociery store.  Dealers use Black Book   :bigsmile:
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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2008 - 04:49:56 PM »
I never seen a factory hemi 440 with a posi

Offline BIGSHCLUNK

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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2008 - 05:25:19 PM »
I never seen a factory hemi 440 with a posi

 :roflsmiley: ...but true!

Another shop favorite... Do you want to wholesale it or retail it...? (usuall response.... ahhhh I jus wanna sell it)
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                                                  OO
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Re: What you'd like to say to some sellers.
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008 - 05:27:11 PM »
26. If it's so rare, how come this is the thrd one I've looked at this week???
27. If it's such a good price, why haven't you sold it yet??
28. It's a rare numbers matching car. it just needs a complete drivetrain and interior!!


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