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Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« on: March 30, 2004 - 01:02:23 PM »
Although like most of you, I have MANY great stories about my Challenger.  Shutting down a Ferrari testerossa at a stop-light shoot-out, toying with a 911 on the local Hwy, and MANY ricer tales, but one that belongs in this particular thread is a funny one, too.

a few yrs back, I had installed a pretty nice stereo in the Dodge (Alpine tape deck, Kenwood speakers, nice amp et al) and naturally had the 80's Hair-Band rock goin.  I was on St. Laurent Blvd (a local roadway here in Ottawa) and while sitting at the light, a couple of members of the Backwards Hat Brigade eased in behind me in a white Sunbird convert.  The Honda Rock just a-goin!!  I cranked up Paranoid by Sabbath, but with the top down, the Boom-Box-On-Wheels seemed to have more amps.  Well, rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, HP beats Watts...Dropped'r into first, lay on the go-pedal and put down a high-pitched squeal that would deafen a dog, and a layer of thick smoke that would choke a donkey!  Amen for 'verts!!  

By the time the plume was gone, so was I...laughin my @$$ off the whole way.

ahhhhhhhh.........good times..
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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2004 - 02:46:26 PM »
If you can't out dB them, smoke them out (literally ;D)

Nice!

Let's hear the one with the Ferrari Testarossa. (It's not rice, its orzo)

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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2004 - 06:34:16 PM »
thats a sweeeet story, if the smoke cloud could choke a donkey id hate to see what it did to the "backward hat brigade". sorry for usin your line there but i liked it   ;D
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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2004 - 02:23:17 PM »

ROFL!!! I love it!! ;D ;D ;D Let's hear the story about the Ferrari!! ;) ;)

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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2004 - 11:47:28 AM »
hehehe..well, this is more of a kill story than a burnout, but since you asked, I'll answer rather than start a new thread...

YEARS ago, I was dating a REALLY hot blonde (Tracey....me-ow!) and she really didn't know much about muscle cars, or Mopars in particular, other than it got a lot of attention (which she liked).  One afternoon, while heading down town, I was on Preston Street here in Ottawa.  Well, Preston Street is AKA "Little Italy" here.  While sitting at a light, a red Testarossa passed the 5 or so cars behind me, and pulled into the right turning lane, squealing to a halt.  It was obvious that he was gunna use the turning lane to cut in front of the line...or so he thought.  I had NEVER flexed the Challenger's muscles with Tracey in the car, out of respect, but this greasy Italian was checkin her out.  It was HILARIOUS!!!  Greasy black hair, aviator sunglasses, and the leather driving gloves. He pursed his lips at Trace, making kissy faces, so she turned to me and just said "smoke him".  I was never more attracted to a girl in my life!!  The light went green, and I was through the intersection before he was passed the white line...naturally, I slowed next to the curb long enough to cut him off from getting behind me, and allowing the other cars to catch up, so this idiot was stuck waiting for all of the other cars behind me to pass, while he sat there with his blinker on trying to get in.  hehehehe!

ahhhhhhhh  good times...
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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2004 - 01:45:27 PM »
Nice!

Got any pics? (Car or the blonde, doesn't matter ;D)

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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2004 - 02:11:02 PM »

NICE!!! Ok, now pics are a must!!! ;) :D Either the car or the girl...  ;D :P 8)

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Re:Blocking out the Sun(bird)
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2004 - 08:57:47 AM »
Actually, I DO have pics of the girl!!  However, this was before digi-cams, so their on l'il 5X7 glossy, and I don't have a scanner right now...but if you're lucky, when I get chance I can get'm scanned at a Black's photography and show 'em
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