Aussie,
I think you would have to get the BIGGEST WORD AWARD for the use of OCCLICATIONS...... You can't go using words like that on an uneducated boy from Indiana, heck, that's just plain old mean.
I can't even find that word in the dictionary, and, I almost didn't find the dictionary. I think it was under a spring or a shock or something...
I'm gonna have to go back to school!