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    Offline 72hemi

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #15 on: October 28, 2008 - 11:31:29 PM »
    The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Vin Diesel."
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008 - 10:35:14 AM »
    Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date, ALWAYS.


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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008 - 10:39:50 AM »
    Quote from: lumpy on October 29, 2008 - 10:35:14 AM
    Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date, ALWAYS.




    I've been reading these silly facts for days now, man there are some funny ones.

    I couldn't decide what to dress up for on halloween, I have a big party to go to. So I was looking in the local classifieds and found an old Karate shop going out of business and selling brand new Karate uniforms for $20, regular $200, I'm gonna pick one up and go as Chuck Norris.  Should be funny, i'll have to get creative.

    And Lumpy, I hope I have that luck on halloween being Chuck.    :bigsmile:   :smilielol:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #18 on: October 29, 2008 - 10:53:51 AM »
    Yeup, that split-rock picture was pretty freakin' funny, too....
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #19 on: October 29, 2008 - 08:00:42 PM »
    Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #20 on: October 29, 2008 - 09:16:15 PM »
    You guys may have inspired me to be Chuck for a Halloween party, lol.  Gotta find a red mustache...    :lol:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #21 on: October 29, 2008 - 09:29:42 PM »
    Quote from: lumpy on October 29, 2008 - 10:35:14 AM

    Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date, ALWAYS.


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #22 on: October 29, 2008 - 09:30:44 PM »
    Quote from: 71bigblock on October 29, 2008 - 09:16:15 PM

    You guys may have inspired me to be Chuck for a Halloween party, lol.  Gotta find a red mustache...    :lol:



    Ask this guy for some.......... :smilielol:

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #23 on: October 29, 2008 - 09:48:00 PM »
    Quote from: Carlwalski on October 29, 2008 - 09:30:44 PM
    Ask this guy for some.......... :smilielol:

    lol, actually, my facial hair has a very slight red tint, but I shave every week.  Forgot that the party was actually on Halloween, and shaved on Sunday.  I didnt plan on going either, but I just might now.  I'll trim it up, CN style.   :crazy:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #24 on: October 29, 2008 - 11:39:51 PM »
     Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him candy. ...
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    « Reply #25 on: October 29, 2008 - 11:45:49 PM »
    Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him Geritol....



    I fixed it for you, at his age he needs Geritol more than candy.  ;)

     :bigsmile:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #26 on: October 30, 2008 - 12:58:10 AM »
    Quote from: DoNotChallengeHer on October 29, 2008 - 11:39:51 PM
    Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him candy. ...



    Say What???

    I tend to think you would be giving up something other than candy....
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #27 on: October 30, 2008 - 01:07:47 AM »
    Quote from: Wang on October 30, 2008 - 12:58:10 AM

    Say What???

    I tend to think you would be giving up something other than candy....

    Only if they were on a date!  :smilielol:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #28 on: October 30, 2008 - 02:28:00 AM »
    Quote from: 71bigblock on October 29, 2008 - 09:16:15 PM
    You guys may have inspired me to be Chuck for a Halloween party, lol.  Gotta find a red mustache...    :lol:

    Do it Steve, I'm picking up my brand new karate suit tomorrow from a guy who went out of business, gonna do something fun with it for halloween.  I may update this thread later with pics.   :stirpot:


    *There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer...Chuck is ALWAYS in control!!
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #29 on: October 30, 2008 - 07:39:59 PM »
    Quote from: Greg's HO R/T on October 30, 2008 - 01:07:47 AM
    Only if they were on a date!  :smilielol:
    :nono: :nono: Sorry, he's not my type  :icon16:
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