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    Offline Lunchbox

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #30 on: October 30, 2008 - 09:25:32 PM »
    Chuck Norris was walking through the jungle and happened upon a village. There was a gravely ill child and Chuck Norris placed his hand upon his head curing him instantly. Immediately he round house kicked the kid in the head killing him. As the elders of the village looked at him with shock he said "Chuck givith and Chuck takith away."
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    Offline 71bigblock

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #31 on: October 30, 2008 - 11:05:48 PM »
    Well Dave, any news?  I'm going Texas Ranger style, tight jeans, cowboy boots, cutoff denimn jacket, big belt buckle.  Maybe a sweatband just so they know its Chuck, lol. 
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #32 on: October 30, 2008 - 11:30:37 PM »
    Quote from: 71bigblock on October 30, 2008 - 11:05:48 PM
      I'm going Texas Ranger style

    Not sure what that is?
     

        I hear Chuck goes "Commando" though if that helps........




































     :roflsmiley:

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    Offline hemiken

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #33 on: October 31, 2008 - 01:20:03 AM »
    Hey Steve...... :scared: whats that in your pants ? are you happy to see me :22yikes: or is that just your numb chuck :smilielol:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #34 on: October 31, 2008 - 10:40:07 AM »
    Quote from: DoNotChallengeHer on October 30, 2008 - 07:39:59 PM
    :nono: :nono: Sorry, he's not my type  :icon16:

     Chuck Norris IS every woman's type.
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    Offline Mike70

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #35 on: October 31, 2008 - 02:08:50 PM »
    Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands for vacation. Now they are just "The Islands".
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #36 on: October 31, 2008 - 02:59:03 PM »
    This is my favorite.... Did you ever try to search for Chuck Norris on Google?

    http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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    Offline lumpy

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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #37 on: October 31, 2008 - 03:16:00 PM »
     :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #38 on: October 31, 2008 - 05:27:38 PM »
    Quote from: Finoke on October 31, 2008 - 02:59:03 PM
    This is my favorite.... Did you ever try to search for Chuck Norris on Google?

    http://www.nochucknorris.com/


     :roflsmiley:  :smilielol:  :roflsmiley:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #39 on: October 31, 2008 - 07:19:58 PM »
    Here is a good one.
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #40 on: November 01, 2008 - 04:04:08 AM »
    Quote from: Finoke on October 31, 2008 - 02:59:03 PM
    This is my favorite.... Did you ever try to search for Chuck Norris on Google?

    http://www.nochucknorris.com/

     :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #41 on: November 01, 2008 - 06:59:14 AM »
    Quote from: Finoke on October 31, 2008 - 02:59:03 PM
    This is my favorite.... Did you ever try to search for Chuck Norris on Google?

    http://www.nochucknorris.com/


     :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:

    Thats funny...
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #42 on: November 01, 2008 - 04:02:44 PM »
    Quote from: 'Cuda Hunter on October 31, 2008 - 07:19:58 PM
    Here is a good one.

    I showed my wife the gift of Beard this morning. We laughed for good 10 minutes  :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #43 on: November 02, 2008 - 04:41:51 AM »
    I went as Chuck for halloween,we had a 5000 person pub crawl, i'm just getting to bed pics to come.



    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.   :bigsmile:
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    Re: Chuck Norris...the facts I bet you never knew.
    « Reply #44 on: November 02, 2008 - 09:08:51 AM »
    Haha, I went too.  I think I have a picture somewhere, I'll have to look later. 
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