10 Rules For Dating My Daughter

[cudadave72]

 

[70burntorangeT/A]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

[Street_Challenged73]

I'll bite and bring back a semi-dead thread as well.  That's really funny, Jackie!!   I personally liked the one about where you can't bring her along with the three suggestions for acceptable places.  Oh, and the whole make-up thing is spot-on still at the college level.

[wagesofsin]

thank you immensly jackie. my 13 year old angel patti has just begun dating.
i will hand this to her boyfriend at my first opportunity!!

[DoNotChallengeHer]

thank you immensly jackie. my 13 year old angel patti has just begun dating.
i will hand this to her boyfriend at my first opportunity!!

Make sure you tell him it's not a joke   

[Alaskan_TA]

Tell him to come back when Patti is 31, you can give him the list then. 

[bb71challenger]

13? Wow, no wonder my daughter hates me. Our house rule is no dating until 16. Movies, yeah, bowling yeah, he comes and picks her up in a car?  uh uh buddy.   

[wagesofsin]

initially the rule was no dating till im 75!!

kids are brutal!!!!!!!!
i went from having raven black hair to grey overnight...
the exact opposite of the grecian formula commercials, yay for me.

[darkhawk]

kids are brutal!!!!!!!!
i went from having raven black hair to grey overnight...

Same with me.

Also, I let them know I never joke when my daughter is concerned.

The best part:

You make her cry, I'll make you cry.

[426HEMI]

In my eyes there should have been more rules for my daughter.