Viperman, you holdin' back on us?
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SIGH...
I knew it'd get out eventually...
I'm sorry guys. All this time I've been lying to you. Ooooh the biiiiig deal about "ViperMan" buying his first Viper... It's actually my seventh. The silver GTS was my first, then I built the yellow drag Viper just for sh!ts and giggles. You can see it's a fake body. It's an alcohol car - around 1,100 horsepower. I could be smoking Stroker with it but I wanted him to have his fun in the sun. Anyways, that's my dad on the hog. Scheduler? Yeah right... He owns a few banks, piddles around in the oil market - sold out before all this sh!t hit. He's sittin' pretty. That's mom next to the RV in the fifth shot. Yeah we were just messin' around with that post about what truck to buy.
You might think the colors are kinda gamey - let me explain that one. See I'm addicted to Cocaine - I mean if you're rich you buy the good sh!t, ya know? Anyways, those colors totally rock my world when I'm trippin'... So it makes sense. Oh yeah that is my Charger back on the lift - see the squared corners? It's actually dads - I loved it until he shared the story about how I was "built in the back seat." So I cover it to keep from forming an image...
Oh - and those trophies on the desk behind the Vipers? That left one is my favorite - it's for "Biggest Douche Bag in all of PA." Got that one a few years back. Pride and joy baby, pride and joy...
So thanks for blowin' my cover. I guess I'll have to expand and repaint so that y'all can't find me. By the way that place is only about 10 minutes from Carlisle. That white thing I've been using at shows belongs to some putz I used to beat up in High School.
Gots work to do. See ya!!
