The Official atta boy/girl ..or place your greivance here post

[Moparal]

Ok,

If you got to let out a bad day, and just ease your tention......Bring it to Dear ALAN

I shoot from the hip and words may slip but you got to get it out
Or if you are dreamin and your mind is steamin,
Im here for you to shout

If your down on your luck and want to say WTF  im here to bend an ear
If I can make you happy with some special savvy, then listen to what I say

I must warn you though
I have a manager. Her name is helen wait.    If I dont post right away   go to Helen wait


Bring it on

[the_engineers]

My boss knows nothing about Industrial Engineering (my field).  This is a pass-through position for him.

He wanted to start a Six Sigma program in our facility so he contacted a Corporate resource and got their curriculum.  He then forwarded it to me to read and bring him up to speed.

He took my comments (as his own, of course) and forwarded said curriculum to a local community college.  They forwarded theirs back.  Guess who got to read it a second time.

He then set up a conference call to discuss program A and program B's merits.  I got to sit there and handle the questions they posed to him (while on mute) so that he could intelligently respond.

I wish his 18 months was up.

[craigsmytcudas]

Well Alan as you may have guessed ,I have a cuda fetish challengers no longer do it for me and i feel the more cudas i buy the more i need .my question is am i addicted .c 

[go-fish]

I got an apple off the counter just now, went to bite on it and realized that it was rotten in the core. nice an hard on the outside and brown and squishy on the inside.

[BIGSHCLUNK]

Is this Dear Abby  or Dear Alan....?     

[the_engineers]

One more...we're having a Superbowl party.  My wife has decided that I can't work on my car tomorrow because she needs help cleaning the house.  I told her that's why I got married, and now she's mad.  I don't understand women  

[Moparal]

Dear ALAN  so let it all out

That engineer sucks, he may not make it 18 months
cuda is always on top
and John, you are a worm so you ate yer own apple.  Core head

[Topcat]

I'm tired of this stupid Cold.
Now I know why they call it a Rhino virus. Cuz ya feel like a Rhino stampeded over you.  

[Moparal]

One more...we're having a Superbowl party.  My wife has decided that I can't work on my car tomorrow because she needs help cleaning the house.  I told her that's why I got married, and now she's mad.  I don't understand women  

My dear friend, sometimes people get hurt hearing the truth, just be sure to tell her she missed a spot while your turning your wrenches. And also let her know your grease rags need washing but she can take a break from that after she serves the appitizers

[Moparal]

I'm tired of this stupid Cold.
Now I know why they call it a Rhino virus. Cuz ya feel like a Rhino stampeded over you.  

Any man that has an elephant cant really complain about a silly little rino.   Heal friend

[the_engineers]

So, what eats at Alan???

[Alaskan_TA]

Dear Alan,
I have nothing to gripe about. Nothing. Nada. Zip.

I have searched   for gripes, but no luck at all. I feel like I should have a couple around just in case I need them, what can I do?

Is there any hope for me? Can I ever become a whiner if I have no gripes?

 

Barry

[Moparal]

So, what eats at Alan???

Lazy people who cant get ahead because of no self esteem


Dear Barry, frank mitchel and gordon funk are waiting for you to call then on a good deal.   the lines are open

[BIGSHCLUNK]

Dear Alan, I don't know what to do I've been seeing another women for some time now. I just cant seem to get her out of my head. She's one of those sexy powerfulll types, that's got curves that make me swerve. I always take my time with her, getting her hot slowly till shes ready to explode! I see her as much as I can, and she seems to get me to spend tons of money on her. I really enjoy my time with her. I dream of her often.  I'm afraid my wife is on to this what should I do.  






























BTW her name is NIKKI

[craigsmytcudas]

In the words of flounder from animal house , O boy this is gonna be great .