Simba's 3rd Birthday was yesterday. I had wanted to get him a nice hot wheels-scale garage or something like that, but the only one that I found that looked sturdy enough to survive him was (wait for it) $300, so that wasn't going to happen. So, I got him a bunch of little things, including some more cars, almost all Mopars, and what looked to be a very nice car hauler.
The car hauler was a bust, almost literally. Once we got the package open it became clear that this item was never meant to be a toy. It was, instead, meant to be displayed behind some glass somewhere. The bumper fell off almost immediately, the trailer wouldn't stay hitched, the sides were plastic, yadda yadda yadda.
Still, as you'll see below, the trailer carried a good message. Oh, whenever I give Simba a bunch of cars, he always favors the Challengers and Cudas. Told you he was smart