My wife is upset with me

[Moparal]

I made red beans and rice today and ate 3 bowls

Excuse me

[priderocks]

Repeat after me until it becomes a part of your gray matter;

Women and flowers
Women and flowers
Women and flowers

[Moparal]

Repeat after me until it becomes a part of your gray matter;

Women and flowers
Women and flowers
Women and flowers

I bought her flowers, but it still wont cover the methane smell

[Alaskan_TA]

If you go work in the garage for the next six hours or so, I am sure it will be OK with her.

[Slotts]

OHHHHHHH NOOOOOO !!!!!!

[Mentally Challenged]

She is probably begging him to go to the garage by now.

[Topcat]

Well Al, I suppose you are just going to have to Vent to us about this problem. 
Just don't ask anyone to pull your finger.

[plumcrazy704406]

Well Al, I suppose you are just going to have to Vent to us about this problem. 
Just don't ask anyone to pull your finger.

gotta match Al?

 

[Moparal]

    Well, it must be true love. The ole saying...if you can't beat em, join em.

She had a bowl herself.    So now it reminds me of the kitchen movie scene in Proffessor crump.

And if a neighbor comes over, the only answer I can give to what's that smell is

Paper mill

[moparmaniac59]

Can you say BEANO?



                                                Matt B.

[426HEMI]

Sounds like you need to do what the other thread says.  I just got to Vent!   hehehehe

[ksierens]

Yup, everytime I have black beans for lunch, when I come home first thing I do is apologize.  Now my wife just says "You had beans for lunch didn't you"

[4Cruizn]

Beans . . Beans, Good for your heart,
The more you eat . . the more you *****.

[67vertman]

Beans . . Beans, Good for your heart,
The more you eat . . the more you *****.

The one a heard was.....

Beans, Beans, the magical fruit..
the more you eat the more you TOOT. 
The more you toot the better you feel..
So eat beans for every meal.   

[MEK-Dangerfield]

Since I remember those two sayings guys, I guess I'll join you in the older mens club.