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Offline go-fish

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Why?
« on: March 07, 2009 - 09:20:09 AM »
EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?





Offline torredcuda

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Re: Why?
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009 - 10:27:41 AM »
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Sometimes I think it`s just legal human experimenting and we are there test subjects!

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Re: Why?
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009 - 10:36:04 AM »
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 
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if I ever win I am using that one.  :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:
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Re: Why?
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009 - 10:53:56 AM »
 :roflsmiley:     :smilielol:    Some pretty good ones....    :cheers:   
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Offline 426HEMI

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Re: Why?
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009 - 11:18:33 AM »
I have asked some of those questions before myself.  They are good ones. 
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Re: Why?
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009 - 05:56:11 PM »
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What was the Hundred Years War called while it was going on?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

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Re: Why?
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009 - 10:43:58 PM »
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

I like this one, around here they need more practice. Much more!
Chris, Ohio