If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
What was the Hundred Years War called while it was going on?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.