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Best Put Down Line Ever
« on: March 12, 2009 - 12:27:56 AM »
  As this was real, not a joke I posted in Off Topic.

THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'  Recently retired Chief of the Armed Forces in Australia and a genuine hero in the Vietnam War.



 

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
 
 
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
 
 
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?   :poopoke:

The radiocast  went silent for 46 seconds and  when it returned, the interview was over.    :smilielol:
   
« Last Edit: March 12, 2009 - 12:29:39 AM by Aussie Challenger »
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Re: Best Put Down Line Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009 - 12:44:30 AM »
Utter Genius! No wonder the Aussies hired my smart ass brother to run one of their companies.

If you like edgy one liners give Lisa Lampanelli, The Queen Of Mean a try - she's something else.
 


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Re: Best Put Down Line Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009 - 12:45:44 AM »
LMAO, that is a good one. Sounds like the general put the bleeding heart liberal in her place  :clapping:
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Re: Best Put Down Line Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009 - 07:18:01 AM »
Although it is a great line, the interview story is still fictitious.  I wish it wasn't.

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp
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Re: Best Put Down Line Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009 - 07:21:53 AM »
Heres mine:

"Not bad, for a couple of fat chicks!"

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Re: Best Put Down Line Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009 - 06:04:27 PM »
Now that was classic!!  :roflsmiley: :smilielol: :roflsmiley:
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Re: Best Put Down Line Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009 - 08:57:02 AM »
Oh I love that one!!!  :roflsmiley:Ya know I've never met an Auzzy I didn't like! My kind of people!! Maybe that general would run for Primeminister here in Communist Canada!!
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