Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the
> Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet
under each arm.
>
> The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
> Salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
>
> The President replies "These are not pigs....these
> are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
>
> The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
> Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir.."