A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted me
at the bar by myself. She approached me, smiled and said, "Hello. My
name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," I replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It
represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore,
I chose "Carmen."
"What's your name?" She asks
I answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
