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    Offline priderocks

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    Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « on: June 11, 2009 - 08:34:05 PM »
    I was having a cup of coffee with my wife (my wife is a female), clinging to my God and my guns, when I had an epiphany. I realized me and my wife were basically gay. We have a lot to be gay about- three great kids, twenty years of marriage, heath, jobs, etc. A lot of my kids' friends are impressed to find that our kids still have their original, NOS factory parents. In fact, it seems a gay marriage is a reasonably queer thing these days.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009 - 08:49:48 PM »
    if i am correct in assuming you mean a blissfull event shared by 2 memebers of the opposite sex, spawning offspring in a natural fashion...


    well, hell yea!!!

    im gay as can be!!!
    14 years of bliss here(2nd marriage)
    i have a beautifull wife!!!!
    no mortgage, no vehicle payments and minimal bills.
    and a wonderful family.

    a 23 year old son who just bought his first house and has a great job!!
    a 21 year old son who is a manager at walgreens, and is closing on a house!!
    and a 14 year old daughter who scares the beejeesus outta me, and is spoiled rotten!!!

    im gay as hell here!!!!!!!!

     :smilielol:
    « Last Edit: June 11, 2009 - 08:52:22 PM by wagesofsin »
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    Offline lemming303

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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009 - 10:09:00 PM »
    LOL, yeah, me too. 2 month old son, new job with possibility of Supervisor and being able to pay off our cars, beautiful REDHEAD wife (lol), and she supports me in everything I do.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009 - 10:34:40 PM »
    Going on 18 years this October, a great daughter and a great son, a roof over my head and one over my Challenger, yeah I would say that puts me squarely in the gay category lol.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009 - 03:18:41 AM »
    Yup, me too!  14 years also!  I have 3 little monkeys, ages 6, 8, and 10.  :)

    Mortgage ends when the college bills roll in... :faint:   But all healthy and happy!  :D

    I love my job!  Flexible hours and I'm just happy having a job!  :grinyes:
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    Offline tactransman

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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009 - 07:06:20 AM »
    Whew! I was afraid to click on this thread! Yup,"Leave It to Beaver" is getting pretty rare these days.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009 - 07:18:27 AM »
    Quote from: tactransman on June 12, 2009 - 07:06:20 AM
    Whew! I was afraid to click on this thread! Yup,"Leave It to Beaver" is getting pretty rare these days.

     :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:

     :faint:

     :iagree: that was a close one
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    Offline whitesatinmopar

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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009 - 08:36:02 AM »
    Quote from: lemming303 on June 11, 2009 - 10:09:00 PM
    LOL, yeah, me too. 2 month old son, new job with possibility of Supervisor and being able to pay off our cars, beautiful REDHEAD wife (lol), and she supports me in everything I do.


    I won't say the word because anymore ............................... I'm very very happy in my life.

    And lemming you have a treasure in that lil red head, never met you or her but boy do I love red heads. And I would have done almost anything to father a lil red head girl and to name her Sara Elizabeth. Honesly that was my dream, but alas at nearly 63 I'm way too old to start that nonsense (having more kids, not...........ya know  :roflsmiley: ), my wife points out every red head she sees just to watch me stare. I know of at least one other member here with a wife who has red hair, and he dosen't live that far away................and she is young too.

    Sorry for the hi-jack but it is lemming's fault.   :smilielol:
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    Offline priderocks

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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009 - 09:15:07 AM »
    Yeah, that's why I said my wife was a female.
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    Offline JeffAARy

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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009 - 11:19:51 AM »
    As a younger man I was enamored with redheads.  I quickly learned that the reason the hair is red is the fire within is trying to get out.  Redheads are trouble.  I married a brunette instead.  12 blissful years together.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009 - 11:28:44 AM »
    Pink Challengers are gay!!   :bigsmile:




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    1.    having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
    2.    bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
    3.    given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
    4.    licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009 - 12:07:24 PM »
    Quote from: priderocks on June 11, 2009 - 08:34:05 PM
    I was having a cup of coffee with my wife (my wife is a female), clinging to my God and my guns, when I had an epiphany. I realized me and my wife were basically gay. We have a lot to be gay about- three great kids, twenty years of marriage, heath, jobs, etc. A lot of my kids' friends are impressed to find that our kids still have their original, NOS factory parents. In fact, it seems a gay marriage is a reasonably queer thing these days.
    Are you being seriuos or trying to be condescending to homosexuals?  :sly:
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009 - 03:07:18 PM »
    Count me in. It will be 20 years this September. My kids photos are posted below.
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #13 on: June 12, 2009 - 03:20:56 PM »
    Quote from: torredcuda on June 12, 2009 - 12:07:24 PM
    Are you being seriuos or trying to be condescending to homosexuals?  :sly:

    LOL, I think he was being serious, I was just trying to be condescending to homosexuals though  :smilielol:
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    Re: Anyone else have a gay marriage?
    « Reply #14 on: June 12, 2009 - 03:27:05 PM »
    I'm not gay today . . . maybe tomorrow . . .  :eek4:
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