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Offline Wang

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Jacko still alive???
« on: June 27, 2009 - 02:31:07 PM »
lets think about this a minute or two...
DO NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

1.Unsurpassed popularity (which he claims he hates)

2.Has plenty of money, (despite what the press claims ,, 400m in debt)

3. just booked his tour, which means GUARANTEED FUNDS. Dead or alive, this would have been stated in the contract... His promotors will have to fall back on Their insurers for repayment in ticket purchases.

4.Knowing his death would cause a spike in record sales (Which IT HAS) now is generating millions in income.

5. Married Lisa Marie Presely... He NOW has total insight as to how to 'fake' your own death,,,, I truley believe that Elvis did this.

6. HERE ARE THE KEY THINGS TO WATCH FROM HERE ON OUT. ..... IF THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT WERE WITH HIM WHEN HE DIED,, OR PARAMEDICS THAT ATTENDED TO HIS CALL ARE VERY LOW IN NUMBERS,, THEN I SAY HOAX.

7. Number of people at Hospital Does NOT matter.
the person they could have been examining May not have been Jackson. It could have been a person that He HIMSELF selected to pose , or be molded to BE him. (think about it, This guy was so powerful, he bought the rights to ALL Beatle music, He could have bought a Very similar person to himself and promised the individual....I am going to clone you into ME!! (Money speaks volumes) and done this.... possibly Years ago...
laying the groundwork for his removal from limelite. Elvis (thru Lisa Marie) could have been Michaels inspiration.
We NOW have the 2 Most inspirational performers in history ..qoute-un-quote die at extraordinarily
young age, and Both were sick of public abuse.(media)

Think About It.
Hurry,, Duane the tub,,I'm Dwouning....




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Re: Jacko still alive???
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009 - 02:39:09 PM »
I saw him at burger King this morning with Andy Kaufman.

Seriously, if he faked his death, it would not surprise me.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009 - 06:11:35 PM »
first words outta my mouth, well, actually "who cares" was , but i called hoax as soon as i was done laughing.   :stirpot:

brought up the same points as you wang. smells like monkey poo to me!!!


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Re: Jacko still alive???
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009 - 06:36:49 PM »
Maybe possible in the past (Elvis), but in this day and age with all the technology, not feasible this could be pulled off.

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009 - 06:42:04 PM »
I really believe that Micheal is worm food.  And so is that kung fu guy Bruce Lee

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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009 - 06:54:35 PM »
I really believe that Micheal is worm food.  And so is that kung fu guy Bruce Lee


hahahahha

poor worms,
they see a feast, only to realise its the plastic food they put out for display purposes.

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Re: Jacko still alive???
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009 - 08:32:14 PM »
probly got sex change and had to kill off the male.new name .....michele jackson. :misbehaving:

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009 - 08:56:52 PM »
I saw him this afternoon at the Jacko In The Box.
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009 - 10:36:16 PM »
Well, if he IS still alive, the multiple autopsies just have to hurt like heck.  :22yikes:

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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009 - 05:35:42 AM »
  There were reports when he announced his new concert in London that it was actually his double who fronted the media as he was too good looking!   :faint:   Not my opinion, the medias     :clueless:
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Re: Jacko still alive???
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009 - 05:55:54 AM »
Whacko Jacko ?  Elvis, Bigfoot, UFOs ?  Moon Landing, 911, Loch Ness ?

Please !   :roflsmiley:

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Re: Jacko still alive???
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009 - 08:26:46 AM »
Wang, he's gone so don't keep him here,  :roflsmiley:  really now, if he had cloned some dude a few years back this clone guy would be black not some washed out whittie.  :smilielol:

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Re: Jacko still alive???
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2009 - 03:38:19 AM »
5. Married Lisa Marie Presely... He NOW has total insight as to how to 'fake' your own death,,,, I truley believe that Elvis did this.
No way did Elvis fake his own death.

I've read quite a few books about Elvis and I know that he almost overdosed several times in 1975-1977. Those who were with him (members of the "Memphis Mafia") were able to revive him. Sometimes it was very close, he was barely breathing and was not responding at first.

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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2009 - 10:12:25 PM »
This thread belongs on GLP :roflsmiley:
They are now reporting on TMZ that the kids were not even his!

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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009 - 01:56:55 AM »
Maybe Jacko will come back as a rat.
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