Just Another Night On The Road

[JoltinJoe]

Two AM taken I495 North tryin' to hold that pedal; not sure if the road is dry enough from the down pour earlier on.  But I am following my lines zoned in liked the nascar driver I was born to be.  Look down at the speedo and realize that I must be some btch so I stomp on that right pedal and now the lock-jaw kicks in.
You see, anyone who has played like this outside of the straight lines knows that those 3 GM's & 4 beers keeps the rest of the muscles calm.  Hey, don't judge me, them good ol' boys who started nascar were drinking White Lighting while racing.  Now your hitting the marks or your hitting the brakes and the brakes are not an option.  This 40 year old 'Cuda is reentering I95 sideways & no, I wasn't smilin'.  Yeah, I'm sick.

[Bullitt-]

Glad you survived

[go-fish]

Unacceptable!

We had to send one of our guys back from last year because an IDIOT who was drinking decided to drive. This IDIOT plowed into his wife who was going to her last night at Home Depot, she was 8 months pregnant with a baby girl and going on baby leave. She died and they tried to cut the baby out of the womb and life flight her to the hospital. The infant died in-flight. This father's future was ruined by a guy who just had a couple beers.

I have no qualms about saying this because I have a wife and a beautiful 3 year old girl that ride around out on the streets and highways. It is not a place for drinking. You are an IDIOT. This behavior is unacceptable in society. You must take accountability for your actions. Whoever you were drinking with are just as culpable for letting you drive, therefore, they are IDIOTS too.

[JoltinJoe]

Haha; just found this.  Don't know why I didn't get the email notice...

These were lyrics from about 17 years ago.  I found them while discarding some old boxes out of the attic.  I figured that I'd start a unique thread by seeing if any good-ol' boys had some similar wild-side stories to share.

Good job scaring off anyone who might have responded...