Perhaps I'm an idiot
.
After
Small blocks produce ALOT of it.
I went down and drained what's left of the water into a cup (left), and a bit of the radiator fluid (right) for comparison. I spent much time sniffing them, but my nose isn't that good, so I enlisted my ever-understanding wife. She couldn't give a clear answer, either.
I can't find an obvious source of a leak, and the wetness is only past the collector, on both sides, with dry headers, is a clue. I have a 3" exhaust, so the gasses at idle will move slowly through it. The pipes are cold, and the water vapor in the exhaust would condense out and run downhill to the low point.
At this point, I'm going to put it back together, get new fuses, and try running it till it warms up properly and see what happens.