Dave and Bruce were old golfing buddies from way back and decided to play an extra 9 after a few too many. And the usual good and even great shots from these guys were going everywhere but down the fairway. So finally they get to the last hole of the day and Dave plants his 3 wood in the flowerbed on the left, Bruce bangs a 4 wood into a marsh. As they wolbbled toward their not too plesant lie they both agreed that no matter what "play it where it lies". Dave locates his ball in the middle of a patch of buttercups and he begins to swing away, finally after beating the ball to the edge of the fairway and destroying the flowerbed, in frustration, he takes a mighty swing at a single remaining buttercup.
Swoosh, a yellow mist appears and there is MOTHER NATURE, mad as hell. "David" she screams, "just for that you will never again have any butter for your popcorn".
"In fact for the rest of your life if you will not have any butter for anything!"
Dave a bit shocked to say the least calls across the fairway to Bruce, "You find you ball yet? Where did you Land?" Bruce replies, "Yeah, I found it, what a mess, I'm lying in the middle of a stand of pussy willow saplings."
Dave screams back, "Bruce! Whatever you do don't swing that damn club man, just pick the ball up and throw it out here!"
