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You might think about this one the next time you have to go to the doctor.
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you have all experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,
"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you."
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is some thing wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
