Joe is on Holiday in the States, he's drinking in this bar listening to the beautiful music being played on a miniature Grand Piano by a little man about a foot high.
Joe asks the barman where he found the little man and he's told the cliched 'Genie in a Lamp' story.
Joe, quite excited by this asks if he could have a go with the Lamp. The Barman, happy to oblige hands over the Lamp to Joe.
Rub...Rub...Rub...POOOOF "I am the Genie of the Lamp and I grant you One wish!"
Joe, expecting three decides to think this one .... "Well Since I'm in the USA I'd like a Million Bucks"
FLASH....BANG...."Quack","Quack","QUACK"
...The room is full of Ducks.
Joe approaches the Barman "I asked for a Million BUCKS not a Million DUCKS!
What's going on?"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, the Genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you honestly think I would ask for a 12 inch Pianist?"
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