Why Cars are better than women
Your car doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Cars don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
Cars won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
You don't have to pay child or income support to an ex-car.
Car doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
Car is too loose, you can tighten it.
Cars alway feel like going for a ride.
Cars don't get pregnant.
Cars don't insult you if you are a bad driver.
Cars last longer.
Cars' curves never sag.
You can drive your car any time of the month.
You don't have to take a shower before driving your car.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your car when the old one is REALLY worn.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old car after you dump it.
Motorcars always sound pleasant.
Unlike women fat cars aren't cheap dates.
