Harley promoter at Mile High Nationals. Feel free to copy and paste your own ugly mug in this picture.
Harley? That's no Harley!
That's a water-pumping V-Rod you're sitting on!
Real Harleys don't pump water!
Just kidding!
I'm a V-Rod owner too ... so I've heard all the anti-V-Rod sentiments from the "air-heads" myself