"What's Your Problem Boy? ...In Some Kinda Hurry??"
LOL - reminds me of a court case I heard about, apparently there had been complaints of some kid regularly driving too fast so the law set up a speed trap. In court the copper was giving evidence:
Counsel - "And what did you say to the Defendant?"
Copper - "I said, 'I've been waiting for you'"
Counsel - "And what was his reply?"
Copper - "He said, 'well I got here as fast as I could'"