This is a true story as was told to me just yesterday.
belive it or not...
My buddy Ken owns a yard about 35 miles away from me. One of his employees wives has a brother who lets say is developmentaly challenged. (PC hey?) Anyway they the brother is well enough to have an apartment of his own. They get a few phone call's on saturday from the brother asking them to come over because there is a troll in the closet. They blew him off at first but the calls persisted. so they assured him they would come over the next day.
The next morning they go over to find a chair proped up against the closet door. The wife moves the chair opens the door and asks if there is anyone in the closet. "Yes and get me outa here" was the response!!! She damm near had a heart attack!!
The man in the closet was a vertically challenged (PC hey??) Jehovas witness!!!
I almost fell over laughing at this point!
Its unclear if the brother saw something on TV or in a movie , but bear hugged the guy and put him in the closet!
I'm laughing just typing this!
The man did not press charges..........
Holy crap!!
