Should be in the Joke section but I couldn't resist.
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke
to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Kerry."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not elected
President ."
The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry was not
elected president and does not reside here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
with President Kerry."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry was not
elected president and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just
love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
