Last night I returned a call from the latest gallery I've submitted my photography to for representation. I was fully prepared to be turned down, but the way this conversation went...well, see for yourself.
Gallery (this is the third sentence out of her mouth): I was wondering, do you own any professional-level cameras.
Me (wondering where this is going): I have two 35mm, a digital SLR, a digital prosumer, and two 4x5 large format cameras.
Gallery: Hmmm. Do you have any professional lenses.
Me: Uh, yes. (List my lenses)
Gallery: That's odd. Have you ever had a class in photography?
Me: Actually, I've taught photography.
Gallery: Hmmm. Have you ever studied composition?
Me: Why do you ask?
Gallery: Well, I was just thinking that if you were to get any professional cameras and lenses, and take a few classes, that you seem to have some innate ability.
Me: Umm...did you look at the resume I've included? Awards won, contests won, collections which have my work?
Gallery: Another thing, you should learn to use photoshop. You can actually take your photography and make it look like a painting.
At this point I said "Well, thanks fr your time" but she couldn't take the hint. She spent the next half hour repeating this information over and over.
I'm not insulted. I'm not depressed. I'm just shocked. I mean, WTF?