Not funny, but I have a friend who killed one guy and wounded another in his house a couple weeks ago. Came across them down the hall in his home after his wife left for work, and he got in a shootout with them.
The cops told him they heard from an intruders family member afterward threaten they were going to get even.
My friend is 77 years old, and its a shame these scum have to put people through this kind of stuff. Obviously the scums "family" is scum too. Scum begets scum.
Amazing a guy has to feel he must carry in his own home, but lucky he did, otherwise the news story would have been "housewife returns from work to find her husband dead after an apparent robbery, police are asking for the publics help to find the perpetrators"