This is gonna be a long post 'cause I'm bored....
This year at Carlisle I was talking to a handful of people about being ready to part ways with my Viper. I've wanted one since I was 15 years old. It would be 3 years or so before I'd learn to respect my dad's sadly-rotting '72 'Cuda. But my relationship with my Viper soured on day two of ownership with a check-engine light that still taunts me today, a squeaking from somewhere aft of the passenger compartment, and a clunking noise during tight turns that even my friends at the Dodge dealership couldn't pin-point...
I've been shopping for another e-body since I parted ways with my '73 Barracuda. I really don't want another project car as I just don't have the time or money to put towards one. But it seems that every car I find that matches my criteria is either ridiculously overpriced, or gets snatched up before I can pull the trigger. Just the other day I watched as a Burgundy '73 with a 440 in Coraopolis PA (20 minutes from me) and a Blue '73 with a 440 in Elizabethtown KY (where I have a friend) both sold within hours of each other. I had already contacted both to try and see the cars.
My other problem is this - the Viper's state inspection expires this week. I know it won't pass inspection because the tires are just-below state minimums, and of course the persistent check-engine light...
Oh - and I almost forgot: The battery died right after Carlisle, so she won't even start right now...
So basically all of my challenges are converging... Do I "restore" the Viper so that I can get it reinspected and enjoy driving it again (possibly more than I ever have,) or dump it in the hopes that I can find an E-body to enjoy?
I've amassed a repair bill for the Viper:
New Battery - $150 or so - she takes a helluva battery...
New Tires: $1150 plus $250 for installation.
PCM reflash at Dan Cragin Performance to solve the check-engine light once-and-for-all - $450 plus shipping
Inspection - $100
She also needs:
A/C System Check / Repair - price range of $150 - ??. (A/C repairs can easily hit $1,000 - and that's before the "Viper Tax!")
Possible Sway-Bar replacement or repair for front clunk - $250 to ??
Rear squeak - a few hours of dissasembly in my garage plus hopefully a few bucks for bushings or new clamps or who knows...
Or I trade it in on a decent used car for the wife and then go 'Cuda hunting.
I'm proud to be the ViperMan. I made a dream a reality. I've had a lot of great moments with her, but all the while dealing with her multitude of issues. My old E-body was NEVER so frustrating...
I'm just really wrestling with what to do... Of course I know my audience - I'm sure the general consensus will be "get an e-body!" But just imagine being 15 years old when you first saw this.....
...and 14 years later...
Jeff