I happened to take a look on the local classifieds this afternoon on the off chance that something cool and in my price range was on there. For the first time in a while, there was.
I already own the finger in the top corner of the picture
The fender tag is a little hard to read, but here it is.
It's a 318 auto car, PS PB with 355 gears. Originally it was J5, but now it's orange with poorly painted on TA stripes. It's missing the TA ducktail, but has the holes for it. The trunk floor and front floor have a few pinholes, but nothing too major. It's got new tires and rims, and the interior is in great shape. It's been sitting in a trailer for the last 8 years so it's in pretty good shape.
The engine has a little work done to it, including a cam and 4 bbl. It starts and runs really well, and is going to make a nice little daily driver. It even has a vacuum canister so the power brakes work.
The best part of all is that I got it for 12,000 which is pretty cheap in a more or less closed vehicle economy like Puerto Rico.