3 kids were bragging about whos Dad was the fastest.
The first kid said "My Dad is so fast theat he can shoot an arrow and then run and catch it before it hits the target."
The second kid said "My Dad can shoot a gun and then go move the target before the bullet gets there."
The third kid says "Oh Yeah? My Dad works for the City. He doesn't get off until 3:30 but every day he makes it home by 2:00.
