UPDATE!!! I met the mystery girl!!!
Yes, it is the girl I thought it was, yes, she's attractive, no, she's not a gay intern, no, she's not someone pranking me, and no, she's definitely not the work transvestite!
Nice guesses but ehhhhhh!!
Seriously though, this kind of thing never happens! God I love my MOPARS!! The give back as much love as you put in
...what now you say?