How have you been! Haven't heard from you in a while!
My car had similar issues, started right up then next time I wanted to start it-absolutely nothing, and of course it was was when I moved it to the end of the driveway so it was blocking all the other cars in.
Turns out it was an aftermarket clamp on the positive cable, not a 1 piece deal.
Try having someone sit in the car and turn the key to start and then start jiggling wires under the hood starting at the battery terminals, try twisting the clamps first, then move check the pigtail at the radiator support then move down the positive wire.
Since you have no power at all, no lights, you can do this by yourself if you keep the headlight switch on and see where you might have a loose connection when the lights turn on.
I'll try to give you a call.