I just lost my job. I was supposed to work from 11 am to 8 pm today, but, when I woke up this morning, I felt sick. So, at about 9:30, I called in sick. Apparently, if I am sick, I have to call in 3, yes, THREE hours before I had to be at work. I wasn't even awake then. So, they said, unless I got a doctors note, I was fired. I said okay, I can get a note. I couldn't get a note. ALL the damn clinics were closed. Like nobody gets sick or hurt on Saturday.
So, long story short, I've just been fired!