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Offline Hemi Challenger

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Trees all around
« on: February 23, 2005 - 06:51:50 AM »

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?"     :dontknow:  the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was....."  :burnout:

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." :banghead:





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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2005 - 06:59:17 AM »
HA  :laughup:

Thats funny!!
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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2005 - 09:55:42 AM »
lol   

Offline MEK-Dangerfield

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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2005 - 03:03:20 PM »
I hope April doesn't have an air freshener. Aw heck, she's already going to kill me. I might as well enjoy my last few days.  :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2005 - 03:24:45 PM »
MEK - - - >   < - - - - April   lol   :grinyes:

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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2005 - 03:58:09 PM »
Thats harsh, MEK.

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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2005 - 11:52:25 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!  :laughup: I like that one!!  :laughing:
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Re: Trees all around
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2005 - 01:37:09 PM »
You are lucky I like you MEK.  4C great smilies!