Calvin Klein my dog back in the eighties was the very Baaaaddd Dog!
He was a half black Lab, Austailian Cattle Dog. Super Street smarts.
That dog could literally jump up and over a 7 foot yard fence...and he would regullary.
To go on a garbage binge in the neighborhood.
He became so notorious; neighbors way down the street even know him by name.
One day I was looking for him and the kennel pound truck pulled up next to me near the garage.
Driver comes out: "Is Calvin your dog?" I said "Yes"
"Well he's going to the pound for disturbing the neighbors trash."
He opened the door and behind the jail bars I could see Calvin looking at me.
I yelled at the top of my lungs at him..."YOU BAD DOG!"
Calvin just looked at me and sneered a smile showing his teeth at me.